Mets as Punchline 2: The New Batch
On Monday, Jim Luttrell penned a post to the New York Times Bats blog that was only a few steps removed from a Bleacher Report SLIDHSOW. Basically, it listed the Mets many ills and asked readers to submit reasons to keep going to CitiField the rest of this season. (That's the sign of quality writing--when you solicit your audience for the punchline to your own joke.) It was cheap and dumb and exemplified the kind of lazy Mets-as-punching-bag writing that, thankfully, we haven't seen much of since April--but which already has stormed back with a vengeance.
Jason Fry of Faith and Fear in Flushing has already taken Luttrell's piece down thoroughly, and so did the Mets themselves did with last night's thrilling win. I suppose I shouldn't expect much better from a newspaper whose trend pieces are now indistinguishable from satires of trend pieces. However, I feel I must push back whenever I hear the WOE IS US! mentality creeps back into coverage of this team.
Now, if you decide that you can't go to any more games this season, I wouldn't blame you in the slightest. Tickets ain't cheap, and the absence of folks like Jose Reyes, Ike Davis, and Johan Santana makes those tickets look even more overpriced. This is not so much a plea for folks to come on out to CitiField! (I'm not Fran Healey, after all) as it is a plea for some perspective.
If you look at this team objectively, and not with a set of Joe Benigno-colored glasses, I think you have to be pleased. To even be sniffing .500 in a year when we were all told they should throw in the towel before Opening Day, while being hamstrung by the useless Oliver Perez and Luis Castillo contracts, is a small miracle in itself. And I don't think this success (mild though it may be) is flukey. It stems largely from a front office that recognizes value. The bit players who have been forced to step in this season contributed far more to the Mets at far less the cost than previous seasons. That in itself is a very good sign for the future.
How the new front office handled the K-Rod and Carlos Beltran situations bodes well, too. In K-Rod, they managed to jettison the closer before his ticking time bomb option for 2012 kicked in. With Beltran, they held firm on their demand for a top-flight prospect, even when the rumor mill suggested they were nuts for doing so. As we all know, pitching prospects are the diciest prospects imaginable, but to get a potential top-of-the-rotation starter for two months of Beltran is no small feat.
I'm also bullish on Jose Reyes' return to CitiField both this season and next. That has less to do with the front office and more to do with my longstanding belief that he simply wants to remain here. Barring him receiving a monster deal from elsewhere--certainly possible, though I feel unlikely given his injury history and the economic fun-times we're all experiencing--I see him reupping with the Mets.
All of these factors give me hope for 2012. I have no idea if Ike Davis or Johan Santana will be back next season (amazingly, the latter seems a better bet than the former right now). I do know that even if they're not, their slots will be filled with effective players who won't break the team's bank. I feel confident that the front office is no longer some flaming Viking ship of doom careening off into the horizon as the Wlipons and Omar Minaya fling heavy bags of money over the side.
I could be wrong, of course--it's happened before. If the Mets don't resign Reyes, that would be a big blow the team on many levels. And I certainly don't think the front office is infallible. The news that the Mets are considering moving Murphy to the outfield is the most curious (to put it mildly) bit of thinking I've heard from the Sandy Alderson regime. When Santana returns, I'm sure he has some footage from a game in Miami he'd be happy to submit for The Case Against.
I don't expect the Mets' beat to be full of sunshine just after Murphy and Reyes go to the DL, and they suffered their third crushing defeat in a week (the two Marlins games being the others; let us never speak of them again). But I simply can't be that negative when it comes to this team. For one thing, a reasonable examination of their long-term outlook does not warrant such an attitude. For another, there's far too many negative things going on in the world at this moment. I can't let this thing that is essentially a lark be crushingly negative, too. Nobody should be looking at the Mets as the same sort of entertainment experience as a Werner Herzog movie.
If you do need a compelling reason to go to the ballpark, how about the fact that it's the summertime and baseball is fun to watch? How about because before you know it, it'll be winter again and you'll be shoveling your driveway and dreaming of days like this when you could hop on the 7 train and go watch a ballgame? How about because Mets really aren't that bad? We've had some truly awful teams in Queens, and not all that long ago; this one does not rank among them.
For those who care to look, the Mets are actually far less of a punchline than they've been in recent years. For the lazy and the negative, I hope snark and bitterness make good blankets, because there's a long, cold winter coming.
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Don't kill me for this
but the resulting top ten list is pretty funny.
Would be funnier if it were the philthies but still…
If you can’t laugh, right?
"Sometimes you make a mistake and you get hit in the head." - Eli Manning
I agree
Lets not lose our sense of humor here, folks. I mean, if I am taking clients out, I am taking them to a Yankee game, not a Met game, and I hate the fucking Yankees.
"Good hitter. Shitty team -- good hitter."
by Dandy Salderson on Aug 9, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Why?
That seems pretty shitty to me — unless, perhaps, the clients are tourists who just want to take in the New York sights once before leaving town.
by anonymous on Aug 9, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yah
It is shitty. If I am taking clients out, the perception that the Yankees are an event and the Mets are a joke becomes paramount in the decision.
If I am going to the game myself or with friends, I am definitely going to Citi – I am not a fair-whether fan myself, but I do understand why many people are.
"Good hitter. Shitty team -- good hitter."
by Dandy Salderson on Aug 9, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
perpretrating the myth
There is zero reason to take anyone to a Yankees game.
Why take someone to the Bronx to a mausoleum/mall to watch a transplanted team they don’t care about hit pop flies over the wall?
When you can take them to Queens to see a NY born team in a much nicer stadium (and they’re not coming for the team after all) with a team that plays hard and much better reflects and represents the whole city?
-Ceetar, the Optimistic Mets Fan
by Ceetar on Aug 9, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
who goes to games to watch the field anymore?
citi field is much nicer, much better amenities. yankee stadium is a prison.
that Rmyklo from main line, Penn
sure knows how to tell a joke. Didn’t really think they were that funny
I LIKE IKE!
well done piece
You convinced me to keep showing up. Of course that could also be because I have tickets to six games left.
FYI
if you go to the blog now, it says at the top that “We are no longer accepting contributions for this feature.” I guess somebody at the Times realized this guy was a buffoon.
Or the mailbox was full, more likely.
www.haikuboy.com
by murdertron3000 on Aug 9, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
QFT
If you do need a compelling reason to go to the ballpark, how about the fact that it’s the summertime and baseball is fun to watch?
I deeply do not understand the fickleness in some people’s approach to fandom. What “reasons” does a baseball fan need to go to the park and root for their team? I mean, rooting for a team is a fundamentally irrational act of love.
Dear Jim Luttrell:
You’re not a swing voter in Ohio or an independent in Congress. Nothing is hanging on your decision to go watch a Mets game besides your enjoyment of an afternoon. Get over yourself.
Sincerely,
Captain Obvious
by anonymous on Aug 9, 2011 11:43 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Who is your favorite musician?
Do you listen to their worst song as often as their best? Do you own DVDs of the worst movies by your favorite directors or actors?
"Good hitter. Shitty team -- good hitter."
by Dandy Salderson on Aug 9, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
apples and oranges
not the same thing. every game is a new song/scene. every season is a new record/movie.
Shoot the puck Barry!!!
by dsteak on Aug 9, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
The point
is that there’s more to watching a baseball game than the implications of the outcome. This team is hardly playing unattractive baseball (sporadic defensive sharts notwithstanding,) and they’re not “mailing it in.” You don’t need to be there to watch the standings.
by tmu on Aug 9, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah, that last sentence really seems right on target to me
You go to the game to watch the game, not to watch the standings.
by anonymous on Aug 9, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
True
It is still a lot of fun to go to a game.
But you can not compare the energy of a playoff game, or a 1999-2000 late season game against the Braves, to a decent team with players playing hard on a nice night.
"Good hitter. Shitty team -- good hitter."
by Dandy Salderson on Aug 9, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree, of course
But that’s not the point, because that’s not why you should go to the park — it’s something that’s nice if it happens, but someone who demands that or else refuses to go is missing out on a huge portion of the fan experience and will be disappointed by many games that any team plays.
Ok
We are sort of saying the same thing. But while I would like to go and support this team, the whole night (tickets, concessions, etc.) is priced at a level where it really needs to be a special occasion to be worth it.
I would love to watch the Mets/Padres tonight, for example. Wade LeBlanc against Capuano. Padres in last place, Mets even at 500. Ok, I would still like to go. Whether should be nice… Ok, so stubhub has tickets starting at $5, plus fees. Those are the worst seats in the house. Getting out of the upper deck (whatever they are calling it), has me at about $40 per seat, minimum. And I still feel like I am in the “asshole seats” because of how they anme it and grant access, etc. Never mind that I am buying two seats, and paying for a babysitter, and transportation… Now I get a couple $12 beers, and whatever they charge for shake shack…
I am sorry, but it is just not worth it.
"Good hitter. Shitty team -- good hitter."
by Dandy Salderson on Aug 9, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you ever go to the movies?
$10.50 for a ticket. Plus $10 for a soda and popcorn. Babysitter on top of that for those who have kids. Gas for the car. And that’s just for 2 hours of possibly iffy entertainment.
Save Jenrry Mejia!
Keep Reyes, Trade Wilpon.
Yah
But I am selective of the movies I go to. I wouldnt spend the ~$35 to see the latest Meet the Fockers crapfest, I would wait for something that actually looks good. Same with baseball games.
"Good hitter. Shitty team -- good hitter."
by Dandy Salderson on Aug 9, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
$10.50?
I wish. $12.50 or $13, depending on the theater. God bless AMC’s matinee pricing.
"And that's why anybody who invested with Lenny Dykstra should really call that number. Lawyers are standing by."
by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 9, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
IMO it's actually a better experience to go to games that less well attended
shorter lines, fewer drunk assholes, etc.
I agree
My favorite Shea memories were in 1992-4, when I was in high school and tickets were cheap, and weeknight games would get about 5,000 people, max. You could sneak way down to field level back then if you knew where the opening in the fence was, and you could boo Jeff Kent and be heard by the entire stadium. Good times.
Fact is, going to a Met game in 2011 is cost prohibitive.
"Good hitter. Shitty team -- good hitter."
by Dandy Salderson on Aug 9, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, agreed
I love watching A ball and college baseball for this reason, too. Apart from the rooting experience of packed-stands, heart-in-throat playoff games, there’s nothing better than being virtually alone at the ballpark.
I will definitely go to another game this season.
I have been to two games so far, and both have them have been losses in extra innings. I still love this team and Citi Field.
Darrelle Revis once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.
wish I could go to more games this year
not in NY and not enough $$
I LIKE IKE!
"I hope snark and bitterness make good blankets, because there's a long, cold winter coming"

In lobby for: Jaime Cevallos, Zack Lutz, orange unis and Rickroll as the 7th inning song.
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by Michkin on Aug 9, 2011 2:55 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
correction...
Why would Ike Davis NOT be back… key word – not
by Plaxico Burress on Aug 9, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
If he has to get micro-fracture surgery
he may be out for a while.
Save Jenrry Mejia!
Keep Reyes, Trade Wilpon.
on the calf?
or is this a new injury.. isnt microfracture surgery a knee thing? in case you couldnt tell – i am not a doctor
by Plaxico Burress on Aug 9, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
It's an ankle injury
the same one. It’s a bone bruise and the only surgery that could help would be micro-fracture, but it’s a risky procedure with a lengthy recovery and guys sometimes are never the same after.
Save Jenrry Mejia!
Keep Reyes, Trade Wilpon.
Fuck winter!
Bring on global warming! I for one hate snow and am currently lobbying congress to lower emission standards to increase carbon dioxide levels.
You guys who like the cold are fucking nuts!
Baseball all year!
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Really good kid.A very good player.Not a superstar. #BlameWilponz. Never Forget
by ScottfromPeekskill on Aug 10, 2011 1:47 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
As someone who sweats an incredible amount, I say fuck summer.
You can’t dress for the heat, but you can bundle up for the cold.
"And that's why anybody who invested with Lenny Dykstra should really call that number. Lawyers are standing by."
by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 10, 2011 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions

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