So here is a poll to see what the community thinks. There is a wide spectrum of possibilities, but only one is correct, and the person is indeed on this list.
So vote early, vote often, and let's see what everyone here thinks.
[UPDATE] Somehow, despite all the random guesses here (and 23 votes for "Omar Minaya"), not one single person voted for Dandy Salderson, the AA member behind the joke.
That's poor, folks.