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Bet they absolutely wish they traded him now

I don’t get why these guys don’t do whatever they can to get more than visas for permanent residence, do they not extend beyond the season? I know if I was this guy and had lied about my age and name then I would be too afraid to go home and get caught, seems inevitable they will.

Don’t feel bad at all for this guy though, lied and made millions and they can’t take that away

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by astromets on Jan 19, 2012 5:11 PM EST reply actions  

I would have gone with

“a player to be aged later”

but either one works.

One day, this team is going to kill me.

by fxcarden on Jan 19, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Cutting Egde humor

poster boy

Yogi on the 1969 NY Mets....." overwhelming underdogs "

by SuperSantana on Jan 19, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

you silly goose

"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"

by Wright of passage on Jan 19, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

it took me a while to get this post (I'm not proud of that fact)

and then i realized it was hilarious. Well done.

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Jan 20, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

One of the best comments this new year!

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by ScottfromPeekskill on Jan 21, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sure a lot of them do try, but the process takes time.

"And that's why anybody who invested with Lenny Dykstra should really call that number. Lawyers are standing by."

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jan 19, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

i've made the adjustment very rapidly

Yogi on the 1969 NY Mets....." overwhelming underdogs "

by SuperSantana on Jan 19, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy fuck I heard that on MLB network too

My jaw dropped and my fists started shaking, I thought I was having a seizure.

37 - 14 - 41 - 31 - 17 - 42 - SHEA

by piazza62 on Jan 19, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I think an arthritic 76 year-old would have been more effective than Perez

Damn, he’s 76…He’s getting up there, and it’ll be a shame when it finally happens.

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 20, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

very nice

One day, this team is going to kill me.

by fxcarden on Jan 20, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

This is an epidemic

I don’t know if you can trust anything coming out of the Latin American countries with regards to names/ages etc.

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by Hoyadestroya85 on Jan 19, 2012 11:15 PM EST reply actions  

Two guys is an epidemic?

Save Jenrry Mejia!
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by Ogre39666 on Jan 20, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Way more than two, no?

Miggy n Wandy are just two examples that come to mind

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by astromets on Jan 20, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I can think of a bunch more

Danny Almonte (not MLB, but from DR)
Miguel Tejada
Rafael Furcal
Orlando Hernandez
Juan Carlos Oviedo
Wandy Rodriguez

There’s a bunch more. The system needs to be reformed and nobody should simply assume these kids are telling the truth.

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by Hoyadestroya85 on Jan 20, 2012 1:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Well

If MLB would put the same restrictions for International Amateurs that they have in the United States, this probably wouldn’t be happening. This happens because teams know they don’t have to follow any rules in countries like the Dominican Republic. For all intensive purposes it’s an impoverished country and what kid isn’t going to lie about their age to make millions when they know scouts don’t care how good you are unless you’re 16. If you’re 19 and can hit the ball 500 feet it doesn’t interest as much as a lanky 16 year old who makes contact and they can “project” to be so much more. Just the way it is, and that’s how these kids are responding. And don’t forget it’s not always the player themselves, but their families too who may put pressure on them to lie and even help them do it so they can make money for their families.

You always root for laundry. Of course, you'd like to have good players in that laundry as well.

by MetsCity on Jan 20, 2012 10:05 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Not just the families, but the "talent scouts"

I remember watching a documentary on Netflix a while ago about it. One of the talent scout guys didn’t outright say it, but he implied it, that the difference between a 25% cut of a $500,000 contract and a $50,000 contract is the stroke of a pen (falsifying their ages).

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!" Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 20, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

he's actually already 41

hence the bad knees

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by astromets on Jan 20, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

He is like Daniel Larusso, who plays a 19yo, but is a 41yo actor.

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by Michkin on Jan 20, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I heard he's actually a 43-year-old named Greg Oden.

"And that's why anybody who invested with Lenny Dykstra should really call that number. Lawyers are standing by."

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jan 20, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

speaking for myself

I am waiting for someone to produce evidence that I am really 34 as opposed to my reported age of 54.

otherwise #blamebeltran

One day, this team is going to kill me.

by fxcarden on Jan 20, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Turns out

your mom lied, you’re really 64 but were developmentally stunted as a child. Sorry, but you asked for the truth

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by astromets on Jan 23, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

And to answer your next few questions

Yes we will still need you and yes we will still feed you, even though you are 64.
You can be handy, blowing your fuse [in daily rants], when our Metsies suck.
We can read and pretend to laugh, summer nights, in our Mom’s basement.

2012 New York Mets, World Series Champions!

by astromets on Jan 23, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotta give him credit

for coming up with Fausto Carmona! The moniker rocks!

by JamesU on Jan 20, 2012 10:02 AM EST reply actions  

Cleveland should hope he never gets a visa

The dude has only had a positive WAR once in the last 4 seasons.

Mark Cuban for owner! Save us from the Wilpons!

by Greenpoint Ian on Jan 20, 2012 12:31 PM EST reply actions  

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