The things Terry Collins didn't answer on Twitter *NSFW*

The things Terry Collins didn't answer on Twitter NSFW

No wonder Josh Thole quit Twitter.

4 months ago The 'Ropolitans 32 comments 0 recs |

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Some of them were funny

by CervezaVerde on Jan 20, 2012 7:59 PM EST reply actions

Pomes....

Of course.

I typed your symptoms into this thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.

by TKFJ on Jan 20, 2012 8:02 PM EST reply actions

People are so dumb

For real…

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 20, 2012 8:03 PM EST reply actions

My favorite might be the narcissist who created a hastag for himself.

The nice thing about Twitter is that it’s a great litmus test; when someone tells you they’re on Twitter, you can probably avoid interacting with them for the rest of your life.

"And that's why anybody who invested with Lenny Dykstra should really call that number. Lawyers are standing by."

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jan 21, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Now don't be crotchety

Some fine people are on the twitter.

by SuperT on Jan 21, 2012 1:27 AM EST up reply actions

I know, at least one of my closest friends has 2 accounts (one's for work).

But I did say ‘probably’.

"And that's why anybody who invested with Lenny Dykstra should really call that number. Lawyers are standing by."

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jan 21, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions

Best

@Mets #AskTC Had you known in advance that talking with Mike Francesa on a weekly basis was part of your job, would you still have accepted?
Anti Glib

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. "

– Tug McGraw when asked about his preference for grass or astroturf

by Terry_is_God on Jan 20, 2012 8:07 PM EST reply actions

I enjoyed that one

Also,

@Mets Hey Mr. Collins, when you have dinner at the Wilpons household, what brand of paper plates do you use? #askTC

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by Rey-O on Jan 20, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions

This one was the best

Also “Who’s the ‘biggest’ on the team?”

Pomes’ probably had the worst one.

by Evan_S on Jan 21, 2012 2:19 AM EST up reply actions

Every time I read something from that guy I want to smack him

ESPN, Mike Francesa, NY Post, NY Daily News, Fox Sports = Propaganda
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by BlueChill on Jan 21, 2012 8:50 AM EST up reply actions

Ha, and yet I think even he is smarter than Bayonne

by LGNYM on Jan 21, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions

Well, that's a pretty low bar to cross.

"And that's why anybody who invested with Lenny Dykstra should really call that number. Lawyers are standing by."

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jan 21, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions

Win

@Mets Terry, now that Tejada is of legal age do you think he’ll score more at the bars or on the field in 2012?

One day, this team is going to kill me.

by fxcarden on Jan 20, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions

My favorite was the one about Josh Satin's eyebrows

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by Bobby Baseball on Jan 20, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions

Eh, they're not that big. Mine are bigger, or at least hairier.

"And that's why anybody who invested with Lenny Dykstra should really call that number. Lawyers are standing by."

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jan 21, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions

You poor SOB

by Evan_S on Jan 21, 2012 2:19 AM EST up reply actions

Do so many people really think this team is a lock to lose 100 games?

I think we’re a low 70s winning team. 90 loses, sure, but 100, I don’t think we’re that bad.

by Evan_S on Jan 21, 2012 2:21 AM EST reply actions

If the injury rate continues

we could get dangerously close.

Save Jenrry Mejia!
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by Ogre39666 on Jan 21, 2012 2:36 AM EST up reply actions

For goodness sakes, they just worked out Rex Ryan for the pitching staff...

This is a 100 loss team.

by CervezaVerde on Jan 21, 2012 2:38 AM EST up reply actions

He's wearing # 30

They saved old Nolan Ryan unis for 40 years?

Ralph Kiner: You've gotta change the script, I don't like the script.
Gary Cohen: What's wrong with the script?
Ralph Kiner: Well the script should be the Mets win every day.

by StorkFan on Jan 22, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions

I don't think Nolan was that much of a fatass

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions

They must have stitched two unis together

Ralph Kiner: You've gotta change the script, I don't like the script.
Gary Cohen: What's wrong with the script?
Ralph Kiner: Well the script should be the Mets win every day.

by StorkFan on Jan 23, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions

after stitching two unis together

they decided they better make it 3

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by astromets on Jan 23, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions

Well yeah

If Wright and Davis are out for extended periods, we’re screwed, but both their injuries were freak things and neither has a track record of injuries.

by Evan_S on Jan 21, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions

- injuries to Murphy, Wright, and Reyes
- Regression from Bay, Pagan, Wright, Thole, Gee, and “Opening Day ace” Mike Pelfrey
- Beltran and K-Rod traded at the deadline
- weak bench and backup catcher options
- Not a single pitch from Johan Santana
- Justin Turner getting the lion’s share of 2B time and Willie Harris leading the team in games played
- the LOLPen
- Injuries to Jenrry Mejia and Reese Havens preventing them from making the big league club

That sounds like a 100 loss club, doesn’t it?

37 - 14 - 41 - 31 - 17 - 42 - SHEA

by piazza62 on Jan 21, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs