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Dr. Seuss Salutes Our Outgoing Pitcher (The Other One)

It seems that one Robert Allen Dickey is hogging all of the attention on his way out. In honor of our 2011 Opening Day starter also departing for colder pastures, I share with you a page from Dr. Seuss' under-appreciated 1953 classic, Scrambled Eggs Super:

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"It's hard to believe, but this bird called the Pelf

Lays eggs that are three times as big as herself!"

So long Pelf! Twins fans will now have your giant eggs all to themselves.

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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