ATTACK ON THE DICK STAR Oh, how these poor fools even try... Try as they might, the competitive AL East shall not quell a new hope for the Toronto Blue Jays and their chances of playoff contention, so long as they have their main weapon out there. The best part? It won't cost the Blue Jays $852 quadrillion to commission it. BTW, I used Image #4, having obviously made some significant modifications in the process. Click here to endicken.