Jon Niese Had An Offseason Nose Job
For real. And to make the story even more incredible, it was suggested by Carlos Beltran, who offered to pay for the procedure if Niese actually went through with it. The link includes a pair of pictures of Niese from the side, via Adam Rubin.
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The nose was weighing him down!
#BlameGravity
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It’s awesome having Sandy as the GM. If this were Omar, they’d be the investigating the investigation of Niese’s unauthorized surgery.
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Feb 20, 2012 12:31 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Here's a quarter. Go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.
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by ScottfromPeekskill on Feb 21, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
Now Niese has to pay for Betran's mole to be removed.
I think it's fine.
by NetsMets4Life on Feb 20, 2012 1:33 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
Joe and Evan had a field day with this on the radio
especially Joe.
BRO !
One day, this team is going to kill me.
Bro he's telling Niese to get a nose job, but he won't remove his mole!
He’s not a team playuh or winnuh, bro!
by graves9 on Feb 20, 2012 2:02 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Who's kidding whooooooooooooooooo?
The 2012 New York Mets: Well, I been down so goddamned long, that it looks like up to me.
Bro. Bro. Bro.
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Feb 20, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
As the former "BeltransMole"
I resent the implications for Beltran’s Mole
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Time to change your name
to Niese’sNose.
by BurleighGrimes on Feb 20, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I thought this was a joke when I saw the headline on here
Now I just saw it on deadspin.
lmao?
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 20, 2012 2:45 PM EST reply actions
that was one hell of a nose job
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by fxcarden on Feb 20, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
that was one hell of a nose
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Feb 20, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
that was one hell of a
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this story scares the hell out of me
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by Terry_is_God on Feb 20, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Combobreaker.
For shame, for shame.
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by Steve Schreiber on Feb 20, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
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by SuperSantana on Feb 20, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
Don't really see too much of a difference

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Feb 20, 2012 8:54 PM EST reply actions
They flattened it out.
And probably smoothed it out. It may not be a big difference, but there is one.
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
I thought the same thing...
But looking at it again, it does look more like a nose now, and less like a beak.
I got the impression
the bulk of the work done was inside to remove or restructure so he could breath better.
Not so much along the cosmetic line of a nose job.
by MetsFan4Decades on Feb 21, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
That's a good point
The parts under the hood are what got fixed.
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Feb 21, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
they removed Ray Ramirez MD ?.
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by fxcarden on Feb 21, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Who is Beltran to tell Niese he'd pay for a nose job
Maybe Niese can pay for Beltran to get lasik eye surgery.
Hahaha
A “struck out looking to end the NLCS” joke. Dude, since coming in the league Beltran has almost certainly been the best outfielder in baseball, if he was any better at hitting baseballs, he’d be like Ken Griffey Jr. in his prime.
I just wanted to verify this
Dude, since coming in the league Beltran has almost certainly been the best outfielder in baseball
Going by fWAR, he’s second best. Only behind one Barry Bonds. So he may not be the best, but he’s the best one that’s actually a human being and not some freakish frankenstein of Ted Williams and Rickey Henderson.
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Well, that's why try not to speak in absolutes unless I'm sure.
Anyway, there’s no shame in being second to Barry Bonds, arguably the greatest hitter in baseball history.
Yea well I lost all respect for him
now. And apperantly being a Met fan means no loyalty. So I’m trying it out. Just following suit. Letting Reyes go with and offer and making jokes about it. Hell not even a statement by the Wilpons on Gary Carter. So fuck Beltran begged the yanks to sign him after we made an offer.
I guess you missed the Wilpons' statement on Carter.
“On behalf of everyone at the Mets, we extend our deepest and heartfelt condolences to Gary’s family — his wife Sandy, daughters Christy and Kimmy and son D.J. His nickname ‘The Kid’ captured how Gary approached life,” the team’s ownership group of Fred Wilpon, Jeff Wilpon and Saul Katz said in a statement. “He did everything with enthusiasm and with gusto on and off the field. His smile was infectious. He guided our young pitching staff to the World Series title in 1986 and he devoted an equal amount of time and energy raising awareness for a multitude of charities and community causes. He was a Hall of Famer in everything he did.”
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by Steve Schreiber on Feb 20, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Yea I guess I did
Still don’t like Beltran telling a young kid to “get a new nose” Who the hell is Beltran to say that.
Apparently he wasn't breathing that great.
How dare he suggest a solution.
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by Ogre39666 on Feb 20, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yea sure that's what it was
He can’t possibly be insulting him.
Dude, were you there?
How do you know the conversation didn’t go something like this?
Niese: “Man, I got really winded out there during practice. I wasn’t even really running that much!”
Beltran: “Wow, that’s weird.”
Niese: “My old doctor said that I have an internally constricted septum. They could do a procedure to fix it, but I don’t really know if it’d make much of a difference. Rey Ramirez told me in order to do the operation, they need to sedate me and drill a hole in my carotid artery to get into my nasal passage, so I don’t know if I’m going to do it.”
Beltran: “Hey, if it’s true, you should do it. Last year, my knees were hurting, and I finally got the surgery done, and it made a world of difference.”
Niese: “Yeah, I don’t know. What will people say, and-”
Beltran: “You know what, kid? Do it. Who cares what other people say about you? God knows, I block it all out.”
Niese: “Heh, yeah, that’s true.”
Beltran: “Here’s even more incentive. Do it, and I’ll pay for it. So, it won’t even cost you a thing. Here’s the card of the doctors I went to, they’re good, if they can’t do it themselves, they know people…”
Niese: “Thanks, Carlos. I’ll think about it. I don’t know man, but I’ll think about it.”
Beltran: “That’s all you gotta do. Think about it.”
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Feb 21, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Carlos proceeds to hit three home runs and drive in six that night
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Feb 21, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
Dude he said you should get a new nose
Sorry that comes across as an Arod complex. I personally lost respect for him for that and plus well he’s not a met anymore. So mail him his box of chocolates right? You can back him and put him on a pedastal but I won’t. The same guy that wanted a paycut not to sign in Queens but in the Bronx. But hey you have your opinion I have mine.
And how does
“[Beltran] wanted me to have a new nose” preclude the above conversation from having possibly happened?
This has nothing to do with giving anybody chocolate and putting anyone on pedestals. It has to do with not jumping to random notions based on no supportive information whatsoever, and why doing that is stupid.
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Feb 21, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is the box of chocolates going to be a thing, now?
I just want to know. So’s I can get on it.
Or you know what, fuck that, maybe he was insulting him.
They’re grown men who play baseball for a living, I bet Niese got made fun of on the regular for his nose, that’s what guys do, they make fun of each other. It’s not meant to be hurtful, just some jokes at each other’s expense to get some laughs. Maybe Beltran was making fun of him, and out of that they got into a serious discussion and he offered to pay for a nose job. None of us know, but if Beltran actually paid for it, I’m sure there is no bad blood between the two.
Seriously.
How is this a real issue? Oh, wait, it’s not.
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by Ogre39666 on Feb 21, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Or, maybe, y'know
Beltran was thinking “I told Niese to get this surgery, he doesn’t make that much money, I’ll pay for it”
asshole
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by Aidan Gibson on Feb 21, 2012 9:15 AM EST up reply actions
I loved Gary Carter
I really did, and I met him when I was 9 (when you can truly idolize a ballplayer in a way that is unhealthy when you’re grown).
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by MookieTheCat on Feb 22, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
It's pretty obvious that when it comes to medical procedures
Beltran nose best.
by Criss Angel Couldn't Make Frenchy Vanish on Feb 21, 2012 1:09 AM EST reply actions 5 recs


































