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fxcarden's Nightly Rant! - Vol. I, No. 3 (Sept. – 1st half, 2011)

Vol. I: No. 1 | No. 2 | No. 3 | No. 4 | No. 5 | JfM (2011)

Vol. II: No. 6 | No. 7 | No. 8 | No. 9 | No. 10 | ... | JfM (2012)

fxcarden's Nightly Rant! - Vol. I, No. 3 (Sept. – 1st half, 2011)

Contents:

35. IN THE LAST WEEK
36. IT TOOK ME 20 MINITS TO SEE TEH SCREEN
37. WHAT TEH FUCK IS GOING ON HEAR TONIGHT
38. CRAPUANO
39. WHAT IS IT WITH THE PEOPLE RUNNING THIS PLACE
40. TRAID FOR JETAH ?
41. THIS IS HOW YOU KNOW TEH ECONAMY IS BAD
41a. HELLO HELLO MR. OLDERSAN (1)
42. WHERE TEH HELL IS TEH GAME THREAD
43. THIS IS TEH MOST BORING DOUBLE HEADER EVER
44. ARE YOU FREKING KIDDING ME
44.5. LONGEST DAY EVAR AT MY JOB
45. CAN ANYONE IN THIS HERE CLUB PLAY THIS GAME
46. TEH METS SPENT THE ENTIRE BUDGIT FOR 2012
46.5. WHAT IS IT WITH THE FUCKING HATS
47. WHO CARES ABOUT THE RED SAWX
48. DID YOU GUYS SEE THE PEOPLE IN UTAH LIFT A CAR ON FIRE
48a. I CAN DO A SUPPLEMENT
48b. ANKIEL IS ONLY MAKING 1.5 MILLION
49. ELAMINATED
50. WHO TEH HELL ORDERED A DAY GAME

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35. IN THE LAST WEEK

I HAVE BEAN THRU AN EARFTHQUAIK AN HURRICAIN AND A SMALL VOLCANIC EVENT I MEAN WHAT ELSE COULD I GET O YEA TEH METS USING A 47 YEAR OLD PICHAR WHAT A BUNCH OF SHIT AND O YEA BEFORE I GET TO FAR REMOVED FROM MY TRIP I ATE SOMETHING DOWN THEAR THAT KILLED MY INTESTINES THE PLANE RIDE WAS ONE LOOOONG TRIP UP AND DOWN THE AISLE TO TEH BAFROOMS THANK DICKEY THERE WAS NO TURBALENT IN TEH AIR BECAUSE THEN TEH SHIT WOULD HAVE REALLY HIT TEH FAN AND SPEAKING OF FANS HOW MANY MET FANS ARE LEFT NOW THAT DADDY BIGBUCKS WHAT IS HIS NAME DAVID NINEHORNS OR SOMETHING IS OUT OF TEH RUNNING TO BE PART OWNAR I KNOW WHO TEH WILPENS ARE GOING TO PICK – BOBBY BANDILLA BECUASE ALL TEH WILPONS MONAY ARE BELONG TO HIM

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36. IT TOOK ME 20 MINITS TO SEE TEH SCREEN

HAVING TO WIPE OFF ALL THE GOO YOU GUYS DROPPED ON THIS SITE AFTER DAVID RITE HIT A HOMAH YOU GUISE ARE TOO MUCH AND THIS DICKY GUY EATING FRUIT LOOPS WHO THE FUCK DOES HE THINK HE IS AN OLD MAN THATS WHAT IF HE WAS ANY KIND OF REAL MAN HE WOULD EAT A HOT GOD LIKE THE ONES THEY SELL AT YANKEE STADIUM YOU CAN TASTE THE RINGZ ON THOSE THEY ARE SO DIRTY BUT ANYWAY BACK TO TEH METS THE BOTTOM OF THE ORDER TODAY WILL DO GREAT THINGS JUST LIKE THE YANKEES DID YESTIRDY WITH THE BOTTOM OF THEIR LINEUP I MEAN WHAT MOAR CAN WE AKS OF MR. OLDERSAN THAN AN INVISIBLE MAN, SOME GUY NAMED NICK’S ASS AND TEH PICHAR GOD HELP US ALL 2012 CANT GET HEAR FAST ENOUGH SO TEH WORLD CAN COME TO AN END I THINK IT IS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN ON CRISSMAS EVE WHICH IS FINE WITH ME FUCK IT ALL TO HELL

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37. WHAT TEH FUCK IS GOING ON HEAR TONIGHT

I TELLS YA PEPPLES I AM SO BUSY I CANT EVEN SIT DOWN AND ENJOY A BEISBOL GAME WITH MY BELOVED NEW YORK METS THIS SHIT HAS GOT TO STOP HOW COME OTHER PEPPLE HAVE TIME TO WATCH BUT NOT ME AND OF COURSE AS SOON AS I GET ON HERE TEH SUCK BEGINS IN EARNEST OR AM I DREAMING AND DID I JUST SEE MANNY MOTHERFUCKING ACOSTA GET SOMEBODY OUT DID IS HOW YOU KNOW TEH WORLD IS GOING TO END SOON – MANNY ACOSTA GOT AN OUT BUT ENOUGH OF THAT HOW MANY HOMARS HAS DAVID WRONG HIT TONITE PROBABLY NONE BECUASE MY SCREEN WAS CLEAN WHEN I LOGGED IN SO TELL ME GUISE WHO HAS BEEN TEH YANKEE MET HERO THIS FINE EVENING

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38. CRAPUANO

HOW LONG DO WE NEED TO PUT UP WITH GUYS LIKE THIS THERE WILL BE NO CHAMPTIONSHITS UNTIL MR. OLDERSAN GETS OFF HIS ASS AND GETS US SOME TOUGH BALLPLAYARS TO MAKE UP TEH COAR OF THIS TEAM MAKE NO MISTAKE HERE TEH CURRENT COAR IS EITHER HURT OR STICKING THEYRE HEADS UP THEYRE ASS WORRIED ABOUT HOW THEY ARE GOING TO DEAL WITH THE MEDIA THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE LET ME TELL YOU WHAT FOR THE MONAY WE PAY THESE GUYS WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DESTROY MOST TEAMS I MEAN LOOK AT TEH YANKEES THEY PAY THEYRE PLAYARS A LOT OF MONEY AND THEY PLAY ACCORDIONLY IF BRAIN CATCHMAN PAID THEM LESS THEN TEH YANKEE FANS WOULD BE SUFFERING LIKE US HELLO HELLO MR. WILPON OPEN UP YOURE WALLIT AND LET MR. OLDERSAN BRING SOME REAL PLAYARS TO SHEA OTHERWISE THE FANS ARE GOING TO JUMP SHIPT.

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39. WHAT IS IT WITH THE PEOPLE RUNNING THIS PLACE

THEY POST BATISTA WEARING A NATINALS HAT I MEAN HAS ANYBODY EVER HEARD OF PHOTSHOPT WHEAR YOU CAN FIX THINGS AND PUT LIPSTIK ON A PIG AND ANOTHER THING WHAT ABOUT THIS WEATHER WE ARE HAVING I HEARD THE PRESIDANT CAME TO PATERSON TO HELP BY STICKING HIS FINGER IN THE DIKE TO STOP TEH WATERS BUT THE RESIDANTS OF TEH AREA WANTED TO GET MOAR MONAY AND HE HAD NONE TO GIVE AND YOU KNOW WHY BECUASE TEH YANKEES ARE SPENDING ALL THE MONAY THEAR IS TO BUY ANOTHER CHAMPTIONSHIT FOR THEYRE FANS BECAUSE THEY CARE ABOUT THEYRE FANS UNLIKE THE METS I HEARD TODAY THAT MR. OLDERSAN AND MR. WILPAN MAY DROP TEH PAYROLL TO ONLY 70 MILLIONS THAT IS A SHAME AND IT MUST BE TRUE BECAUSE PETAR GAMANS FROM THE RED SOX TOLD MIKE FROM WFAN I HEARD IT MYSELF WHILE DRIVING IN THE HAVEY RAIN FUCK YOU AL GOAR THIS IS ALL YOURE FALT

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40. TRAID FOR JETAH ?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME TEH YANKEES WOULD NEVER DO THAT I MEAN THEY LOVE TEH CAPITAN AND BESIDES TEH WILPONS DONT HAVE TEH MONAY TO PAY JETAH AND WHAT ABOUT WHEN KEVIN BLOWHARD TRIES TO INTERVIEW HIM YEAH LIKE THAT WILL END WELL AND CAN YOU IMAGINE KEIF HORNANDAZ IN THE BOOF DURING GAMES OH MY GOD THERE ARENT ANY WORDS THAT CAN DESCRIBE HOW THIS WOULD WORK DID YOU WANT TO MAYBE TRAID RON DARLING FOR THAT WOMAN THAT SCREAMS ABOUT ROGAH BEING IN GEORGE’S BOX BECAUSE SHE WOULD COMPLIMENT GARY PERFECTLY

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41. THIS IS HOW YOU KNOW TEH ECONAMY IS BAD

THERE IS ACTUAL PEOPLE IN THE STANDS TODAY IT MAKES SENCE THAT THEY WOULD GO TO A DAY GAME BECUASE TEH BEACH IS TOO HOT AND THESE UNEMPLOYD PEOPLE ARE PICKY OF COUARSE AT NIGHT THEY ALL GO TO BARS SO THAT IS WHY NOBODY GOES TO TEH GAMES BUT I CANT BLAME THEM BECUASE WHO WANTS TO SEE TEH METS PLAY TEH MARLENES THEY SUCK NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK IT BUT AT LEAST IT IS FUN TO BE HEAR WITH YOU GUISE BECUASE YOU KEEP A GUY LIKE ME YOUNG AT HART AND STUFF BUT ENOUGH OF THAT MUSHY SHIT WHAT IS THIS TEAM GOING TO DO IN TEH WINTAR IS MR OLDERSAN GOING TO TRAID THE COAR AND GET SOME YOUNG PICHARS OR ARE WE STUCK WITH MOAR OF TEH SAME FOR YEARS TO COME I MEAN LOOK AT TEH OTHER TEAMS THEY ALWAYS MAKE CHANGES BUT WE STAY PUT WAITING FOR THIS GUY OR THAT GUY TO COME BACK FROM REHAB HOW MUCH LONGER ARE WE GOING TO WAIT AND LISTEN TO MIKE FRANCISCO AND MICHAEL KAY RIP ON TEH TEAM WE LOVE HELLO HELLO METS FRONT OFFICE WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFY

...

41a. HELLO HELLO MR. OLDERSAN (1)

CAN WE GET VERLANDER ?

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42. WHERE TEH HELL IS TEH GAME THREAD

THIS PLACE IS GOING TO TEH DOGS WHATSA MATTAH YOU ERIC SIMON DID YOU PUT YOAR MONAY IN A FONZIE SCHEME JUST LIKE FRED AND JEFF OR MAYBE YOUR IPAD GOT SWEPT AWAY IN TEH RAIN OH MY GOD WHAT ABOUT THAT RAIN LAST NIGHT HOLY SHIT IT TOOK ME 2 HOURS PLUS TO GO 23 MILES TO WORK THIS MORNING WHAT A SORRY PIECE OF CRAP THE ROAD SYSTEM IS OVER HEAR IN NEW JERSEY ITS NOT LIKE ATLANTA WHERE EVERYONE IS A WINNAR AND TEH ROADS ARE ALWAYS CLEAR FOR THE FANS TO LEAVE THE STADIUM WHENEVER THEY WANT HERE IN THE TRY STATE WE HAVE TO SUCK IT UP AND STAY UNTIL TEH END OF TEH GAME JUST TO AVOID TEH TRAFFICS BUT ANYWAY I GUESS THIS WILL DO IN PLACE OF A REAL GAME THREAD BOOOOOOO

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43. THIS IS TEH MOST BORING DOUBLE HEADER EVER

MY GOD THIS TEAM IS SO FUCKING BORING OF COARSE FUTBOL SEASON HAS STARTED SO NOW I HAVE SOMETHING NEW TO FIXATE UPON BECUASE AS YOU KNOW TEH METS ARE NOT GOING TO TEH PLAYOFFS I THINK THIS YEAR I AM GOING TO ROOT FOR THE GUYS IN GREEN BECUASE THAT IS MY FAVORITE COLOR ANYWAY AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE GUYS IN BLUE ARE GOING TO SUCK BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THAT BACK TO BEISBOL DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT DAN UGLY IS 1 HOMAR SHY OF TYINIG PUJALS FOR THE LEAGUE LEAD THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD SIGNING BY TEH BRAVES NO? CERTIANLY BETTAR THAN DAVID WRONG WHO HAS ONE THIRD AS MANY AND DONT GIVE ME ANY OF THIS HE WAS PLAYING WITH A BROKE BACK SHIT HE PROBABLY BROKE IT SCRAMBELING FOR TEH CAMERAS SO HE COULD GIVE A SOUND BITE TO KEVIN BLOWHARD FROM SNY

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44. ARE YOU FREKING KIDDING ME

JAYSEN BAY HAS MULTIPLE EXTRA BASE HITS I KNOW WHY IT IS BECUASE WE ARE PLAYING TEH CUBS AND AS YOU KNOW CHICAGO IS CLOSE TO CANADA SO HE WANTS TO IMPRESS TEH NEIGHBERS BUT REALLY WEAR HAS THIS JAYSON BAY BEAN ALL YEAR IF YOU HIT LIKE THIS ALL YEAR WE WOULD BE IN FRIST PLACE YOU FUCKING IMMIGRANT – THE NEW YOARK METS – PROUDLY 27 GAMES OUT BUT HEY ITS NO PROBLEM WE HAVE KRIS SCHWINDLER TO FILL TEH VOID GIMME A FUCKING BREAK SWEPT BY THE GODDAMN BRAVES I TELL YOU IF I WASNT DRUNK RIGHT NOW I’D BE IN TEH PROCESS OF GETTING DRUNK THIS TEAM IS UNWATCHIBLE AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS UNWATCHIBLE THE FUCKING NEWS WITH THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE NEAR TEH RIVER HAVING THEAR HOUSE FLOODED LISTEN FOLKS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE NEAR TEH RIVER BUILD A HOUSE THAT FLOATS AND QUIT YER WHINING.

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44.5. LONGEST DAY EVAR AT MY JOB

PISSED OFF BEYOND REPAIR – FINALLY GET TO LEAVE AND FIGURE I’D ENJOY LISTENING TO HOWIE SAY PUT IT IN THE BOOKS BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANNY MOTHERFUCKING ACOSTA HAS TO BLOW THE SAVE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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45. CAN ANYONE IN THIS HERE CLUB PLAY THIS GAME

I MEAN HOW ARE WE LOSING TO TEH CUBS OF ALL TEAMS AND WHAT IS UP WITH JOSEY AND DAVID MAKING ERRORS ALL OVER TEH PLACE THIS IS NOT CHAMPTIONSHIT CALIBER BASEBALL PEOPOL WE NEED A FRESH START WITH NEW PLAYARS THAT CARE ABOUT THEYRE IMIAGE AS WINNARS MORE THAN THEY CARE ABOUT THEYRE PAYCHECK AND WE ALSO NEED A MANAGER THAT KNOWS HOW TO MOTIBAIT TEH TROOPS AND MAKE THEM PLAY AT TEH HIGHEST LEVEL HELLO HELLO MR COLLINS ARE YOU LISTENING YOU NEED TO SMACK JOSAY AND DAVID UPSIDE TEH HEAD LIKE BILLY MARTIN DID TO REGGIE JACKSON THAT TIME AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED REGGIE HIT 3 HOMARS IN THE WORLD SERIOUS AND THATS BECAUSE HE WAS MOTIBAITED I TELL YOU PEOPLE THIS SHIT HAS GOT TO STOP

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46. TEH METS SPENT THE ENTIRE BUDGIT FOR 2012

ON THOSE FAKE CANDLES WE ARE DOOMED I TELL YOU NOW WE WONT BE ABLE TO SIGN ANYBODY NOT EVEN LIVAN AND LET ME TELL YOU HE WOULD SIGN ON THE CHEAP AS LONG AS THERE WAS SOME GUARANTEE OF FOOD BUT NOW THE BEST WE CAN DO IS A HOT DOG BUT I DIGRESS HOW GOOD IS IT TO SEE BOOBY VALENTIN AGAIN THAT GUY WAS THE HEART AND SOUL OF TEH METS HE MADE BAD TEAMS LOOK DECENT I WILL NEVER FORGET THE TIME HE CAME OUT TO THE MOUND SCREAMING AT TRACHSEL HE POINTED TO HIS HEAD AND YELLED "THINK" AND THEN TOOK HIS ASS OUT OF THE GAME AND SENT HIM TO THE MINORS LET ME SEE ONE OF TODAYS MANAGERS DO THAT WITH MIKE PELFREY THEY ARE ALL CHICKIN I TELL YOU AND BEFORE I GO I JUST WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE VICTIMS OF 9/11 AND ALL THE SURVIVORS AND MY GOD BLESS THEM ALL AND FUCK THE TERRORISTS GOOD THING I WASNT PRESIDANT WHEN THIS SHIT WENT DOWN BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE GONE NUKULAR ON THEIR ASSES THATS RIGHT THESE WARS WOULD HAVE LASTED 10 FUCKING DAYS INSTEAD OF 10 YEARS

MOTHERFUCKERS

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46.5. WHAT IS IT WITH THE FUCKING HATS

FROM EVERYTHING I HEARD TODAY IT WAS THE METS WHO DECIDED NOT TO WEAR THEM FUCK YOU ALL YOU WIMP-ASS SHIT CRYBABIES AND ANOTHER THING IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO HONOR THE FAMILIES WHY DIDN’T EACH OF YOU DONATE A FEW GRAND TO AN EDUCATION FUND FOR THE KIDS OR SOMETHING WHATSSA MATTER YOU INVESTED WITH THE WILPONS ?

(NOTE – THIS IS NOT THE OFFICIAL RANT – THAT WILL COME LATER)

47. WHO CARES ABOUT THE RED SAWX

WE ALL KNOW HOW THIS IS GOING TO TURN OUT IT WILL BE YANKEES AND PHILLIES BECAUSE WE ALL NEED ANOTHER STEAK THRU OUR HARTS YOU KNOW BECAUSE WE HAVENT BEEN IMBARRISED ENOUGH FOR THE LAST BUNCH OF YEARS WHAT WITH THE CHOKE JOBS IN SEPTEMBER AND THEN THE INJURIES AND ALL THE SHIT AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON SHITTY FIELD CAN WE GET RID OF THE DAMN MO ZONE ALREADY AND LOWER THE WALLS SO THAT WE CAN HAVE A NORMAL STADIUM LIKE MOST NORMAL TEAMS TO QUOTE A LIKE FROM AN UPCOMING MOVIE – THERE ARE RICH TEAMS, THEN THERE ARE POOR TEAMS, THEN THERE IS 50 FEET OF CRAP, AND THEN THERE IS US – HELLO HELLO MR ALDERAAN AND MR PODASTA AND MR RICKY RICARDO CAN WE PUT A DECENT TEAM ON THE FIELD AND STOP WITH THE SCRUBS ALREADY WE ARE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF PROFESSIONAL SPORTS I SAW A SIGN THAT SAID WELCOME TO NEW YORK WE HAVE 8 PROFESSIONAL TEAMS AND THE METS GIMME A BREAK OVER HERE WILL YA

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48. DID YOU GUYS SEE THE PEOPLE IN UTAH LIFT A CAR ON FIRE

TO RESCUE A GUY THAT WAS PINNED UNDERNEATH ?. THAT IS WHAT THIS TEAM NEEDS MOAR PEOPLE THAT GIVE A SHIT AND WOULD RISK THEIR PERSONAL WELL BEING FOR OTHERS BUT NOOOOOOO ALL WE HAVE ARE A COUPLE OF NICE PLAYERS SURROUNDED BY FECES HOW ARE WE GOING TO EVER WIN IF THIS KEEPS HAPPENING I MEAN 60 MILLION BUCKS ON 5 PLAYARS AND THAT IS NOT COUNTING REYES, SO MAKE THAT 75 MILLION ON 6 PLAYARS WHICH MEANS MORE SHIT TO COME HELLO HELLO MR MADOFF CAN YOU DIG YOUR WAY OUT OF PRISON AND THROW THESE GUYS SOME MONAY SO THEY CAN BRING IN REAL PLAYARS I MEAN LOOK AT TEH YANKEES MAKING A PUSH FOR TEH POST SEASON THEY ARE GOING TO CRUSH THE RED SOX AND THE RAYS BECUASE THEY ARE WINNARS AND WE ARE GOING TO BE LEFT SUCKING WIND DOING GAME THREADS IN OCTOBER WHEN OUR TEAM ISNT EVEN PLAYING

48a. I CAN DO A SUPPLEMENT

AND INSTEAD OF FUCKING KNITTING HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS DO SOME HITTING YOU BUNCH OF LIMP DICKS

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48b. ANKIEL IS ONLY MAKING 1.5 MILLION

WE SHOULD LOOK INTO THIS — MAKE IT HAPPEN OLDERSAN

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49. ELAMINATED

DO YOU HEAR ME TEH METS ARE ELAMINATED FROM TEH PLAYOFFS THIS TEAM HAS NO SHAME THEY SUCK YEAR AFTER YEAR AND LEAVE EVERYONE HANGING I TELL YOU WE ALL NEED TO FIND ANOTHER SPORT TO WATCH LIKE MAYBE BOWLING FOR TROLLS OR SOMETHING ANYTHING BUT THIS SORRY ASS BUNCH OF RETURDS STARTING WITH DAVID WRONG WHAT IS IT WITH THIS GUY MAKING ERRORS AND STRIKING OUT EVERY TIME THERE IS A CLUTCH AT BAT IS HE REALLY TEH FACE OF THE FRANCHISE AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON PELFERY EVERY TIME HE PITCHES IS LIKE HAVING A STOMACH CRAMP THAT WONT GO AWAY THEY KEEP PUTTING SCRUBS ON TEH FIELD AND THEN CLAIM POVERTY IN TEH OFFSEASON OR RATHER "UNCERTAINTY" AS FRED PUT IT WELL HERE IS SOME CERTAINTY FOR YOU FRED HOW ABOUT I NEVER SPEND ANOTHER PENNY ON YOUR FUCKING TEAM UNTIL YOU SELL IT TO SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT TEH FUCK THEY ARE DOING YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN MANNY BEFORE HE BECAME A WIFE BEATER AT LEAST YOU WOULD HAVE HAD PEOPLE IN TEH STANDS INSTEAD OF RESORTING TO SHIT PROMOTIONS LIKE STAR WARS AND KNITTING NIGHT WHO TEH FUCK KNITS ANY MOAR ALL TEH SHIT IS MADE IN CHINA AND INDIA ANYWAY

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50. WHO TEH HELL ORDERED A DAY GAME

LIKE IT ISNT BAD ENOUGH TO WASTE MY NIGHTS WATCHING THIS PUTRID TEAM NOW I HAVE TO WASTE MY AFTERNOON AS WELL HELLO HELLO MR. SELIG CAN WE STOP WITH TEH STOOPID SCHEDULE AND PLAY THESE GAMES WHEN ACTUAL PEEPLES CAN WATCH TEH METS SUCK AND STINK UP TEH JOINT I MEAN SOME OF US ACTUALLY HAVE JOBS WELL…MAYBE….BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BUT ANYWAY ENOUGH OF THAT SHIT HOW ABOUT TEH PHILLIES AND TEH YANKEES IN FRIST PLACE AND TEH PHILLIES ALREADY IN USUALLY THEY WAIT UNTIL AFTER MY BIRTHDAY BUT THIS YEAR I WUZ BLESSED WITH TEH GOOD NEWS ON MY ACTUAL BIRTHDAY WHATTA COUNTRY I TELL YOU I THINK I AM GOING TO RELOCATE TO PHILLY BECUASE I WANT TO LIVE AMONG WINNARS

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Continue to... fxcarden's Nightly Rant! - Vol. I, No. 4 (Sept. – 2nd half, 2011) »

Vol. I: No. 1 | No. 2 | No. 3 | No. 4 | No. 5 | JfM (2011)

Vol. II: No. 6 | No. 7 | No. 8 | No. 9 | No. 10 | ... | JfM (2012)

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