WTF?
Is Marshall Faulk still playing? I rank him first.

Otherwise, let's play out this baseball season. You communists!

Give me my meaningless baseball Pick 'em.

Altuve? Who the f is he? Dunno. But I like HIM.

I want to pick daily "fantasy" baseball lineups with other NYMets fans! So let me.

The three most BORING conversations you'll ever have: a. "What did your dream mean?" b. "Did you have a good night in church softball?" c. "Tell me about your fantasy ______ team."

I love R.A. Dickey. (But I don't want to call him "R.A." Reginald?) I love HoJo. I love Ron Gardenhire. I love Roger McDowell but I hate when he called SF fans 'Fags." I love Piazza's frosted tips. I love R. Santana.

I love Steve Carlton. I love Mike Schmidt. I love Stan Lopata. I love Manny Trillo. I HATE Pat Burrell. I hate Chipper Jones. I hate Swisher. I hate Victorino........................

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