I think it is almost worth reading in this manner. May I quote:
Hughes be a gangbangin' fly bizzle pitcher, n' pitchin up in Yankee Stadium n' tha other hitter's parks up in tha Gangsta League Eastside aint conducive fo' his ass ta be successful naaahhmean, biatch? It's possible his schmoooove ass could be a funky-ass mo' betta fit pitchin tha bulk of his wild lil' freakadelic game up in pitchers parks, like fuckin Citi Feld, since his home runs could be mo' betta contained. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I wonder if da thug is ghon be horny bout a one-year deal, up in a attempt ta boost his value goin tha fuck into next winter n' shit. If so, tha Mets could cook up a offer n' hope tha pimpin' muthafucka thrives at Citi Field hustlin wit Don Juan Warthen.