Upon returning to the dugout after his first-inning home run last night, David Wright celebrated with his teammates in the dugout, put his helmet away, and turned in the direction of home plate umpire Chad Fairchild to share a few thoughts. Or a chili recipe. Something.
I think we all know what he's saying, but post your best sanitized re-interpretations in the comments.
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