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The Mets Saddest Lexicon

I wrote this little parody to sum up my current feelings on the Mets infield situation:

These are the saddest of possible words,

Tejada to Murphy to Ike,

Put in your scorebook that these guys have erred,

Tejada to Murphy to Ike,

Most Mets fans wish José Reyes had stayed,

They all are saying 'We've got to TRAID',

Some even say Stephen Drew should be paid,

Tejada to Murphy to Ike.

Apologies to Franklin Pierce Adams, Joe Tinker, Johnny Evers, Frank Chance, and David Wright.

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