Embiggen

Now that banner day is back, hopefully this years will look a little like this. I know it's not great, but i don't pretend to be a professional. embiggen!

In order to raise extra capital, the Mets have explored signing Kosuke Fukudome to a minor league contract with an invitation to Spring Training (replete with curiously high uniform number).

i saw this on the marlins statue/abomination story. gif in the comments

My insta-analysis on the Prince Fielder deal.

More evidence that Ralph Kiner was more awesome before breakfast than most of us are after an entire day of being awesome.

Bud Can't Hear You - Offseason Exploitables!
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Last spring, this provided some momentary chuckles, so let's try it again, shall we?

Deadspin just reflected on this classic, which reminded me of said previous antics.

Exploitables in the comments. Ready, set, MSPAINTZ!

Sigh.

Cover your eyes folks: Sandy Alderson has departed from his secret underground lair after creating a new monster. Using the leftover scraps of former Mets Roger Cedeno and Ronny Paulino, Sandy pieced together the Mets backup shortstop.

I present to you, in all its hideousness: Ronny Cedeno!

Embiggen here

RaDickey holding up Rumba, demonstrating the Knuckle(ball) of Life