After seeing Matt Harvey Birdman tucked in another FanShot comment, it's time to bring this to center stage. Adam Halverson (and, for that matter, the entire AA community as a whole), I challenge you to a duel. Friends, Romans, countrymen - lend me your Harveys. I, of course, start with Matt Harvey Keitel. Embiggen. AND GO.

There has been a regrettable dearth of MSPaintz action around here. Luckily for us, the Mets were so delighted with the sales of their children's classic, Hello, Mr. Met!, that they commissioned a full follow-up series! Come one, come all. I give you - Mr. Wilpon. Embiggen

This is how you make a splash on Twitter. I guess the chants worked their way into his subconscious.

Fantastic work by Randy Medina over at Read The Apple.

If you don't love grand slams against Italy, you hate freedom, rock and roll, apple pie and FREEDOM. Emuricaggen.

Your argument's invalid.

R.A. Dickey ball + classy glass case + photoshop trimming = staying on my wall forever. Once again, thanks to all that voted, and thanks to Eric and AA - I'm a happy camper. Embiggen.

My unlock screen. Now I get to see Dickey every time I turn my phone on.

One pitch to rule them all One pitch to bind them One pitch to fool them all And in the strikezone, blind them