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Gerrard: Ferguson Tried to Buy Me

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Responding to Alex Ferguson's suggestions he wasn't a "top, top player," Steven Gerrard revealed the former United manager had tried to buy him away from Liverpool at least once during his career.

Clay Travis had a Roast for himself. The guys over at http://friendsoftheprogram.net/ made a list...

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Clay Travis had a Roast for himself. The guys over at http://friendsoftheprogram.net/ made a list of jokes (with the help of Rick Muscles) for the event. If all them weren't used, it's criminal. 10 internet points to the first person who calls The Roundtable in Birmingham on Monday and tells one of these jokes after Mr. Travis' weekly segment.

For some of the jokes that may or may not have made it into the roast, please head over to...

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For some of the jokes that may or may not have made it into the roast, please head over to http://friendsoftheprogram.net/ and give those guys (and Squatland Yard's own Rick Muscles) their due.

Nobody likes you Burrows. Nobody.

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Nobody likes you Burrows. Nobody.

Jayson Werth: Not So Fabulous

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The great Jeff Pearlman also has a long-standing history of speaking out against the whirlwind of dickishness that is Jayson Werth. In fact, his lede in this piece is "If you’ve read this blog before, you know Jayson Werth is one of my least-favorite professional athletes. He’s one of those guys who, for some odd reason, thinks that holding an ill-fitting leather glove and wearing red-and-white pajamas to work gives him the right to crap on people" and goes from there.

Leave Brett Myers On The Scrap Heap

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The Mets should leave Brett Myers on the scrap heap.

Still Deciding Between Yankees And Phillies?

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You should root for the Yankees and Shane Victorino is the reason why.

We're 8-4 against them this season. We beat them half the time.

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We're 8-4 against them this season. We beat them half the time.

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saw these comments on a friend's Facebook status last night. "Tina" is excused because she...

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saw these comments on a friend's Facebook status last night. "Tina" is excused because she disclaims herself -- she doesn't watch hockey, and acknowledges that. But the blatant douchebaggery that ensues in the next comment ... jesus christ, just wow. What a fuck. This guy must must be blind deafliving in a hockey-less cave a ball-gargling asshole from Detroit. I railed him in a followup comment ... but seriously?! Hating on Mase? I almost shit my pants. Chris Mason's beard > you, asshole.

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