Some of my favorites:
1. Are you a grizzled catcher or former catcher? +75 points
5. Is your nickname "Professor", "Author", "Crash", "Shoeless", "Pop", "Yogi" or "Dad"? +19
9. Are you somebody that any normal person would never in a million years actually trust to give proper advice in regards to anything outside of baseball? +25 points
11. Have you seen better days? +40