Amazin' Avenue, a New York Mets community

So I'm gonna be doing one of these every day until Xmas and was hoping for some trademark AA snark to go with it. What do you guys think the plot of this movie would be?

Jeff Wilpon’s apology to the players: "You know Daddy doesn’t really hate you guys. Jose, he said you were a racehorse and Daddy doesn’t shoot those unless they hurt their...ah legs…ah um….Carlos, he said only a tiny 30 % of your whole being sucks….and Wright…well fu*k, Dad’s right about him." Are we good fellas?

I'd like to introduce you to the new management team of McDonalds on Northern Boulevard in Flushing! The staff (from R to L): Jerry Manuel, Omar Minaya, Jeff Wilpon, Jeff Francoeur, Razor Shines, Alex Cora, John Maine, Luis Castillo, Tony Bernazard and Oliver Perez. Embiggen here.

Apparently this is where Fred Wilpon learned all he knows about running the Mets.