Farewell, sir. Embiggen.
Go to the "100,000 Mets Fans Against Trading Jose Reyes" page on facebook and Like the page.
Jeff Wilpon’s apology to the players: "You know Daddy doesn’t really hate you guys. Jose, he said you were a racehorse and Daddy doesn’t shoot those unless they hurt their...ah legs…ah um….Carlos, he said only a tiny 30 % of your whole being sucks….and Wright…well fu*k, Dad’s right about him." Are we good fellas?
Who should replace Reyes at the top of the Mets order? MLB The Show offers this hilarious suggestion.