Amazin' Avenue, a New York Mets community

BREAKING NEWS: MO VAUGHN BELCHED nine miles south of Mineral, Va. at 1:51 p.m., according to the U.S. Geological Survey. The USGS initially recorded the belch at 5.8 magnitude but later upgraded it to a 5.9 after 3 more orders of buffalo wings and an embiggened mountain dew.