I had to double check that this wasn't from The Onion.
At what age will Frenchy no longer say "I have to remind myself sometimes that I'm only [number] years-old"?
I want to stop piling on Francoeur at this point. I really do. But the media love continues to be both inexplicable and fascinating.
"That was a lot of fun," Jeff Francoeur said. "You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don't want to do is hit a home run. That's a rally-killer."