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Ro-Tel Is Full of Art-Suppressing Communist Fascists
Imagine our delight this morning, when this missive sprange forth from the Ro-Tel Twitter account, which apparently exists and is a real thing: Now, we're always up for a challenge, as lon...
Soriano's Two HR Help Lead Cubs Over Astros 8-5, But The Chad Fox Mystery Deepens
It's a good thing Alfonso Soriano hit two home runs last night, one of them in the ninth inning, because if Chad Fox had come into the game with only a 4-2 lead, we might not be talking about a Cubs v...
2009-10 Basketball Captains Named And They Will Piss You Right Off
After the theater of pain and horror of Exodus 2009, you'd think the basketball team could use some positive P.R., some good news. And hey, nothing says fluffy like naming your captains for the upcomi...
White Sox Should Opt for Center Field-less Lineup
A majority of this post was written while watching the Texas Finale Sunday night So I'm not exactly able to recap Sunday's game in a timely manner. But as I'm sitting here watching John Danks struggl...
White Sox Settle Center Field, Leadoff Mess... for now
The unceremonious dismal of Jerry Owens (along with a few others) has made the White Sox opening day roster all-but-official. But the Owens news is the longest-running, most headline-grabbing battle o...
Pity Vote
In another inexplicable move destined to fail, Jamie Pollard has hired me, HFMR, as his Remarchifornication campaign manager. Yeah it’s an awful idea but nobody else was going to take...
Kinnick Stadium Getting A Brazilian?
All right, friends; we back like Podolak. Thanks for all your tech help. It was completely ignored. There are certain things I want in life. Actually, "want" is the wrong word. There are certain thin...
Raul Ibanez: What Am I Missing?
Per Jayson Stark, the Mets are among a handful of teams who are interested in ::holds back vomit:: free agent left fielder Raul Ibanez. Why are so many teams so interested in Ibanez when he clearly is...
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