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A Study In Unintentional Hilarity
Update: hat-tip to user FlashFlood who sent in the question, Noble-bait of the year. I swore I'd never make fun of another Marty Noble Mailbag Inbox. Patrick from Connecticut ...
David Wright!
This season seems longer than the others. Remember when we all got riled up about how stupid Steve Phillips was? Simpler times. Do you remember this? Omar Minaya, regarding the club's lack of an ed...
A Noble Defense Of Phillips
I'm going to try the worst of the web thing again soon. Until then, here's something Marty Noble wrote. The Marty Noble Mailbag is now called the inbox, because he figured out email apparently...
Worst Of The Web: Unpanic Edition
In an effort to discourage bad Mets discussion on the internet (yes, impossible), I'm going to start openly mocking. This one is just a test run. Think of it as the site bot scouring the internet for ...
Productive Gangsta Outs>Hits
Marty Noble brings out all of our favorite cliches, just in time for the spring! Among the defeats the Mets endured during their September slide last season was one that particularly distressed their...
Fish in a Stolen Barrel: Fun with the Mets.com Mailbag
With the winter meetings coming up, it seems like a good time to revisit the glories of offseasons past, right? At least that's the idea that one fan writing to Marty Noble had earlier this week. Whi...
Help Wanted: Research Assistant for Marty Noble
With apologies for stepping on Jessica's toes here, in his latest mailbag, Marty Noble gets asked a pretty dumb question: What do you think about bringing back Oliver Perez as a closer? He is a str...
More Fish in the Barrel: Fun with the mets.com Mailbag
This week? Not particularly fun, to say the least. The offseason is now officially upon us, free agency filing has begun, and the Reality-Challenged Trade Proposals are about to increase in number whi...
Fish, Barrel, Shoot: Fun with the mets.com Mailbag
I have a very low tolerance for the utterance of stupidity. Therefore, I tend to avoid listening to WFAN for anything other than game broadcasts and never turn on my TV for a night game before 6...





