6:00: Alarm goes off. 8:12: Wake up. Pour bowl of Froot Loops. I ask Señor Toucan Sam if I should throw the slider more today. He tells me to "follow my nose." He says that everyday. 8:30: Spongebob is on. 8:42: I wonder why Señor Squarepants is so friendly to Squidward, despite...
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