You know how it works. Three verses of five, seven, and five syllables, respectively.
Woe is Pedro's toe.
Healthy by opening day?
Season down the drain.
Who plays second base?
A-Hern might be the smart choice.
Too bad, though. It's Kaz.
SNY is here.
First game: tonight, beat the Braves.
No one will see it.
Your turn.