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Open Thread: Mets Haiku

You know how it works. Three verses of five, seven, and five syllables, respectively.

Woe is Pedro's toe.
Healthy by opening day?
Season down the drain.

Who plays second base?
A-Hern might be the smart choice.
Too bad, though. It's Kaz.

SNY is here.
First game: tonight, beat the Braves.
No one will see it.

Your turn.