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Nationals 9, Mets 6

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Suckiest suck that ever sucked: Every pitcher the Mets have.

Trés miserable. I really want to look on the bright side but right now this team is so frustratingly unwatchable that my head is likely to explode if I think about it for too long. They have been utterly embarrassed in five of their last six meetings with the Nationals now find themselves within a single game of falling into second place. Four games left, and they still control their own destiny.

I'll have more tomorrow, but right now my head hurts too much and I start crying uncontrollably when someone slams a door too loudly in the house. Here is a water-skiing squirrel to help get our minds off of the Mets' collective malaise.