I missed this whole game because I was out eating belgian blue burgers and drinking adult beverages at the local food-and-adult-beverage establishment. Hey, lookie here, the Mets scored some runs! And if that weren't enough, they allowed even fewer runs! A win, I tells ya! Judging by the paucity of comments in the game thread I'm guessing not too many of you saw the game, either.
Very well, SECRET SWAG CONTEST time. The best 500-words-or-less recap wins; a DVD or a book or something. Just leave 'em in the comments.
Big winners: David Wright, +22.3%, John Maine, +14.7%
Big losers: Marlon Anderson, -5.5%, Brian Schneider, -4.9%
Teh aw3s0mest play: David Wright homerun #2, +13.4% WPA
Teh sux0rest play: Marlon Anderson whiff with the sacks drunk in the first, -5.1% WPA
Total pitcher WPA: +16.7%
Total batter WPA: +33.3%%