Nothing Doing: Cardinals 5, Mets 2

Game Result

SB Nation Coverage

* Boxscore
* Amazin' Avenue Gamethread
* Viva El Birdos Gamethread

Recap

I have nothing to add to this trainwreck right now. Look for some mini posts on the horrid starting pitching later on.

Swag contest results can be found here and the next game's swag form already available. You can read more about the swag contest here.

Win Probability Added

Big winners: Carlos Beltran, +7.6% WPA, Daniel Murphy, -6.7% WPA
Big losers: John Maine, -27.7% WPA, Ryan Church, -13.4% WPA
Teh aw3s0mest play: Murphy RBI single in third, +11.0% WPA
Teh sux0rest play: Pujols RBI single in third, -10.4% WPA
Total pitcher WPA: -25.3% WPA
Total batter WPA: -24.7% WPA
GWRBI!: Chris Duncan

Game Thread Roll Call

Nice job by zmanmetfan; his effort in the game thread embiggens us all.