Filed under: Totally Heterosexual Caption Contest By Eric Simon May 3, 2010, 5:11pm EDT Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share this on Reddit Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: Totally Heterosexual Caption Contest Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email Got a couple of hours to kill before game time and someone just brought this totally awesome SI cover photo to my attention. I'm not sure if I have anything to give away, but this should be fun regardless. Caption it! More From Amazin' Avenue Mets announce Opening Day roster J.D. Martinez brings more than just a bat to the Mets The Mets’ 2024 season starts with three games against the team that David Stearns used to run The Prospect Watcher’s Guide to the 2024 Mets An updated vibe check on the 2024 Mets 2024 Mets King of Spring Training, final poll