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Twins 6, Mets 0: Santana's Descent Continues

Can't write. Trying to decide if first born will be named Landon or Donovan.

Poem by Howard Megdal

Santana again gives up early ground
And worries grow larger if elbow is sound
Meanwhile, Mets bats are completely dashed
By pitcher whose face has been Snidely Whiplashed