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fxcarden's Nightly Rant! - Vol. II, No. 6 (Preseason, 2012)
Contents:
73. WHY DO WE KEEP CHASING PICHARS THAT SUCK
74. HELLO HELLO Mr. DePedosta
75. GUISE, I WANTED TO SHARE MY OPININ OF THE MONEYBALL MOVIE
76. HELLO HELLO MR. OLDERSAN (2)
76a. AND ANOTHER THING
77. WHO CARES
77.5. RUBIN TEJADAY IS NO DERAK JETAR
78. SAME OLD MUTTS
78.3. HELLO HELLO MR. DARVISHSON
78.7. why would I want to stop him ?
79. GUISE I JUST CAME BY TO SAY GOODBYE
80. YOU ARE WRONG MR. RUSS
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73. WHY DO WE KEEP CHASING PICHARS THAT SUCK
Mets interested in Jeff Francis
HELLO HELLO MR. OLDERSAN CAN YOU BRING US A PICHAR OR A SLUGGAR THAT HAS SOME NAME RECKINGNISIAN PLEASE. ALL WINTER I WAIT FOR YOU TO MAKE A MOVE BUT ALL YOU GIVE ME IS HAS BEENS AND WASHED UP PLAYARS AND THEN YOURE MANAGER HAS THE BALLS TO BE ON THE TWITTER AND SAY WHY NOT WHEN SOMEONE ASKED HIM ABOUT THE WORLD SERIOUS ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS TEAM WONT BE ANYWEAR NEAR THE WORLD SIRIUS THATS RIGHT THE CLOSEST THEY WILL BE IS LISTENING ON SIRIUS
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74. HELLO HELLO Mr. DePedosta
CAN YOU STOP WITH TEH PUBLIX RELATINS STUFF AND CONCENTRATE ON BUILD US A WINNAR. CAN YOU STOP WITH TEH HOLLYWOOD MOVIE STUFF AND WIN AN OSCAR ON TEH BASEBALL FIELD. CAN YOU STOP PRETENDING YOU ARE WITH THE A’S AND ACT LIKE YOU ARE WITH TEH BIG MARKIT NEW JOKE YORK METS.
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75. GUISE, I WANTED TO SHARE MY OPININ OF THE MONEYBALL MOVIE
SO I CAME HERE BUT I SEE THIS IS A BAD TIME BECUASE RON HOWARD FROM TEH PHILLOLIES IS THE BEST PLAYAR IN TEH HOLE WORLD AND IT ISNT RIGHT FOR ME TO CHANGE TEH SUBJICT, BUT ANYWAY, BACK TO TEH MOVIE, I CAN TELL YOU THAT THE MYSTREY HAS FINALLY BEEN SOLVED ART HOW WAS A DOUCHE AFTER ALL WHICH EXPLAINS WHY HE LIT UP TEH ROOM WHEN JEFFY TALKED WITH HIM – ALSO BILLY BEAN IS AN IDIOT FOR TURNING DOWN TEH RED SOX BECUASE WE KNOW THEY ARE WINNARS AND THEY EVEN STOLE BOBBY VALENTIN FROM US – BUT AFTER WATCHING THE MOVIE I THINK MR. OLDERSAN SHOULD GO AND GET SCOTT HATTERBERG FOR WHEN IKE DAVID CANT PLAY ANYMOAR THIS YEAR – I MEAN THAT GUY CAN HIT A TON – IT IS EVEN IN TEH MOVIE WHEN HE HITS A HOMAR !!!!
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76. HELLO HELLO MR. OLDERSAN (2)
CAN YOU STOP PLAYING WITH TEH TWITTER AND GET US SOME GOOD PLAYARS YOU HAVE NO PICHARS YOU HAVE NO OUTFIELD AND YOU HAVE NO MONAY BUT YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO GET A FANCY PHONE AND JOIN TEH TWITTER AND WHAT IS THIS ABOUT A FUND RAISER FOR GAS MONAY YOU KNOW TEH FOOTBALL GIANTS HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH MONAY BECUASE THEY ARE TEH CHAMPTIONS MAYBE YOU SHOULD BECOME A CHAMPTION AND YOU WILL SEE HOW ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU HAVE MONEY YOU COULD EVEN FLY ON ONE OF THEM AIRPLAINS TO FLORIDA FOR PRACTICE WITH YOU’RE TEAM AND EVEN BETTAR IF YOU WON A CHAMPTIONSHIT ALL YOURE ENEMYS WILL BECOME YOURE FRIEND OVERNIGHT EVEN FAT BASTARD POMES
76a. AND ANOTHER THING
MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT MEGDAL AND HE COULD HAVE LOANED YOU A COUPLE BUCKS FOR GAS
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77. WHO CARES
CAN WE PLAY SOME BASEBALL ALREADY MY D.N.A IS GIVING OUT OVER HERE WAITING FOR THIS TEAM TO DO SOMETHING AND ALL WE GET IS TWITTER AND A CUTE DOG AND A TALL RELIEF PICHAR WITH A LOT OF TATOOS AND ANOTHER THING WHY DOES SPRING TRAINING NEED TO BE THIS LONG BACK IN THE DAY WE USED TO THROW TEH BALL AROUND A FEW MINITS AND BOOM WE HAD A GAME GOING ON BUT NOW ALL THESE GUYS NEED DOCTORS AND PRESS CONFERENCES AND LOTS OF PRACTICE BEFORE THEY PLAY ONE LOUSY GAME - HELLO HELLO MR. TWITTERSON CAN YOU STEP IN AND TELL YOAR TEAM TO STOP BEING LAZY AND GO OUT THERE AND WIN SOME GAMES OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY CHARGING YOURE PHONE SO YOU CAN MAKE SOME MORE JOKES ON TWATTER OR MAYBE YOU ARE TOO BUSY ADDING UP YOUR EXPENSES FROM YOUR TRIP HOPING JEFF AND FRED WILL PAY YOU BACK …. HA ! I BET THAT CHECK WILL BOUNCE JUST LIKE THAT LAZY ROLLER WENT THRU BACKMAN’S LEGS AND THE RED SOX WON IN 1986….OH WAIT….NEVER MIND THEN.
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77.5. RUBIN TEJADAY IS NO DERAK JETAR
THAT IS FOR SURE – HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE AN STD TO HIS NAME.
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78. SAME OLD MUTTS
JUST KEEP ROLLING OUT CRAPPY PLAYARS ALL TEH TIME I MEAN WHEN WILL THIS STOP MR SANDMAN ? – THE JUDGE IS GOING TO TAKE ALL YOURE MONAY SO WHY NOT SPENT IT BEFORE HE DOES – I MEAN WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO THEN COME AFTER THE PLAYARS FOR THEIR MONAY ? – WHY NOT PLEASE US LONG SUFFER FANS AND GIVE US A TEAM WE CAN BE HAPPY WITH AND MAYBE EVEN PROUD OFF ? – HELLO HELLO MR. JUDGE JERKOFF CAN YOU HURRY UP WITH THIS TRAIL AND LET US OFF TEH HOOK SO WE CAN OPERATE THIS TEAM IN A REASON WAY ? – AND ANOTHER THING THE NEW CLOASER IS JUST AS BAD AS THE LAST ONE…..AND THIS NEWHOUSE GUY PLAYING CF SUCKS….SO MUCH FOR PUTTING A GOOD TEAM OUT THERE
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78.3. HELLO HELLO MR. DARVISHSON
CAN WE GET A NICE PICHAR LIKE THIS ONE ?
#blamesandy
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78.7. why would I want to stop him ?
I hope he is a 40-40 guy THEN MR. OLDERSAN WILL GET CREATIVE AND TRAID HIM FOR TEH MINOR LEEGARS TO BUILD UP TEH FARM SYSTEM……HELLO HELLO IF YOU WANT A FARM GET SOME COWS AND SOME CHIKANS AND LEAVE OUR PLAYARS ALONE
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79. GUISE I JUST CAME BY TO SAY GOODBYE
I HAD ENOUGH OF TEH METS AND THEIR CRAPPY MANAGEMENT I AM GOING TO FOLLOW A TEAM THAT IS MANAGED BY TEH WIN METHOD BECUASE I AM TOO OLD TO WAIT FOREVER SO YEAH THIS IS GOODBYE I AM TAKING MY TALENTS TO GANGRENE NATION
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80. YOU ARE WRONG MR. RUSS
OR WHATEVER YOUR REAL NAME IS I EXPECT TO WIN AND GET INTO TEH POST SEASEN SO I CAN CONTINUE TO ENJOY TEH GAME OF BASEBALL INTO NOVEMBER BECUASE I AM SICK OF TEH SAME SHIT EVERY YEAR WITH MY YANKEE FAN FRIENDS BREAKING MY BALL ABOUT HOW TEH METS SEASEN ENDED IN JUNE I HOPE TEH METS MEET TEH PHILLYS IN TEH WILDCARD AND BEAT THEM AND THEN BEAT TEH FUCKING DODGERS AND THEN BEAT TEH YANKEES AND I HOPE SOMEONE HITS A LINE DRIVE AND HITS GIRARDI RIGHT IN TEH BALLS AND I HOPE DICKEY THROWS JETAR A SLOW PITCH AND HE SWINGS SO HARD THAT HE BREAKS A FEW RIBS AND IS OUT FOR THE NEXT 14 MONTHS
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