This week in @Jay_HorwitzPR
If you havent noticed, Mets VP of Media Relations Jay Horwitz is something of an attention whore:
Went bowling this morning. Gave me back wrong shoes. twitter.com/Jay_HorwitzPR/…— Jay Horwitz (@Jay_HorwitzPR) May 26, 2013
Nice hat actor Tom Hanks sported last night at Citi Field. twitter.com/Jay_HorwitzPR/…— Jay Horwitz (@Jay_HorwitzPR) May 28, 2013
To be honest that looks like more of a New York Giants hat. Nice 'stache though.
For partaking in Taco Bell's All Star Sunday at Citi, John Franco and Doc Goodenwill get free tacos for a year. twitter.com/Jay_HorwitzPR/…— Jay Horwitz (@Jay_HorwitzPR) May 28, 2013
Wait, can this be true? I don't know whether to feel jealous or sorry for them. In any case, the better question is why must professional athletes get free stuff?
Bryce Harper (@Bharper3407) March 19, 2013
Daniel Murphy and Edgardo Alfonzo talking shop at the Jeff Wilpon-Mike Lupica Charity Golf Tourney today. twitter.com/Jay_HorwitzPR/…— Jay Horwitz (@Jay_HorwitzPR) May 23, 2013
Here's one that I'm actually glad to see. Impart that second base wisdom, Fonzie!
Hang on Scott, help is on the way!
First game since surgery is in the books! 1 inning 0 hits, but baseball games shouldn't start @ 9am!!!#oldpeopletakenaps— Tim Byrdak (@Givemethelefty) June 1, 2013
Not only is this very good news, it's also the best hashtag I've encountered since joining Twitter. Also, this:
Wow....I just walked past a mirror and realized that I'm damn sexy!— Tim Byrdak (@Givemethelefty) June 3, 2013
David Aardsma (@TheDA53) May 31, 2013
All it takes is a few minutes to realize that the newly-signed David Aardsma is good at Twitter.
Though the tweet was quickly deleted, props to @Collin_McHugh for tweeting the following directly after the final Subway Series game:
"You can call us the NYC Sanitation Dept. because we just SWEPT the yankees from Queens to the Bronx"
Paul LoDuca concurred:
Sorry for the late tweet...I was SWEEPING my house. Mets 4 you ZERO!— Paul Lo Duca (@paulloduca16) May 31, 2013
Cross-checking is hard work
7 days, 7 cities, 6 flights, 6 games, 5 states... Zero workouts. It must be April.— Paul DePodesta (@pdepo) April 14, 2013
Viola and...Kate Upton?
How in God's name did Frank Viola end up on a Twitter thread with Kate Upton, PGA golfer JB Holmes, and Larry the Cable Guy? I honestly can't figure it out.
@lisaannng hello well o am doin better pitching already thanks god and i got seek with a weird fish at my moms house in PR— Pedro Feliciano (@PerpetualPedro) June 7, 2013
From the Minors
I might be addicted to string cheese.— Zack wheeler (@Wheelerpro45) June 6, 2013
I count exactly...one prospect in that photo.
Game at 630 tonight vs the Thunder.Lets get it!!!! Unreal uniforms. twitter.com/LeatherRocket/…— Jack Leathersich (@LeatherRocket) June 4, 2013
@LeatherRocket was pretty pumped for the jockey uniforms.
Well wisdom teeth sure do make you look pretty ha! twitter.com/You_Found_Nimm…— Brandon Nimmo (@You_Found_Nimmo) October 23, 2012
Had to grab that one from last fall.
Darin Gorski (@darin_gorski20) June 3, 2013
Apparently Darin Gorski is the annoying grammar police in this system.
But he also saved a turtle, so give him a break!
Tweet of the Week
Mets wives went shopping over the weekend and prepared supply bags to send to Moore,OK. twitter.com/Jay_HorwitzPR/…— Jay Horwitz (@Jay_HorwitzPR) May 27, 2013
My question: Willie from Duck Dynasty's wife? (top row, second from right)
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