Following his fourth-inning ground out during last night's Mets-Giants game, Keith Hernandez used six words to describe Hunter Pence as a batter. They are, in fact, the only six words ever needed to describe Hunter Pence as a batter.
"Such an awkward swinger. And runner."
More succinct and lapidary prose has never been used. Here's Pence falling down after swinging.
And in slow motion.
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