Measuring Bart


The season is, about to start,
I thank the Lord, that we signed Bart!
Vet'ren presence, is 'oft derided,
There are no stats? That's that, decided.
But just because, no metric's there,
Doesn't mean, you can't compare.
Or, imagine, how life would be,
Without his Zen class, taught for free.
And no Colon? No one'd have dared,
To ask Jeurys, if he was scared.
Or teach the studs, the art and craft,
A PhD, If they're not daft.
We know he's worth it. Every cent,
Yet no stat shows, the full extent
What drives us forward, you and me?
Someday we'll prove, what we can see.

Fanshots - Amazin' Avenue