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AAOP: Mets Gonna Win the Series!

This is sung to the tune of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire." MSPaintz and contract values at the bottom, should you care... enjoy!

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Mets were bad in '17, pissed away their playoff sheen,

Torn core muscles, TOS, and hamstrings laid them low.

They traded half the team away and only Asdrubal could stay,

Largely 'cause he begged to be set free from this poop show.

Alderson: GM. Fred and Jeff: They're BMs.

Purse strings, they are so tight, Madoff's still not out of sight.

Wanna make your fans scream? $30 mil to build a team -

Kansas City and Seattle out spent us? That ain't right.

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Mets gonna win the Series!

It was clear to see since Port St. Lucie.

Mets gonna win the Series!

In '17, we grieved, in '18 we believe!

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Cespedes in left to start, Conforto shows his heart,

Both play the whole season and have MVP years.

TdA at the dish, Yelich, from the Fish

Cost us Wheeler, Lagares and tears.

New outfield gleams, Queen's will have a winning team,

Howie Kendrick backs them up, JV1 lent him his cup.

Nimmo, centerfield, best backup, so, deal.

Talent costs more dough than we have to throw.

David Wright hurt his back, threw the budget out of whack.

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Mets gonna win the Series!

It was clear to see since Port St. Lucie.

Mets gonna win the Series!

In '17, we grieved, in '18 we believe!

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David Wright, the DL, they now know each other well.

He costs $20 mil, Ass-Cab will have to fill.

Had Turner, now he's all California baseball

Shortstop's quite the show, wunderkind Rosario.

Wilmer Flores, 2B, We ain't got no money.

Next in line? Reyes! That's what the budget says.

So, Smith at first base, Pete Alonso just in case.

Wish we had a good bench, stenosis, monkey wrench...

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Mets gonna win the Series!

It was clear to see since Port St. Lucie.

Mets gonna win the Series!

In '17, we grieved, in '18 we believe!

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Syndergaard, DeGrom, Harvey gives up long bombs.

Dickey comes back, it's da ringz that he lacks.

Tyler Chatwood, good value, Gsellman can pitch some, too.

Jeurys, Jerry, Cishek, Shaw the BP.

Robles, Callahan, Smoker throw the best they can.

Plawecki, he can be backup catcher, pitcher, wee!

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Mets gonna win the Series!

It was clear to see since Port St. Lucie.

Mets gonna win the Series!

In '17, we grieved, in '18 we believe!

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Season starts, three months in, David Wright, back again.

Moonshots, shutouts, Washington "fans" pout.

Baseball once again is fun. Magic number shrinks to none.

NLDS, it's a sweep! Makes those silly Cubs fans weep.

NLCS, what a ride! Dodgers on the losing side.

David Wright, dingers twice every game, sooo nice.

Syndergaard, perfect game, puts Don Larsen's gem to shame!

World Series, it's a breeze, Mets will sweep those jerk Yankees!

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Mets gonna win the Series!

It was clear to see since Port St. Lucie.

Mets gonna win the Series!

When it's said and done,

Gare will say, "They won! They won! They won! They won!..."

Mets gonna win the Series!

It was clear to see since Port St. Lucie.

Mets gonna win the Series!

In '17, we grieved, in '18 we believe!

Mets gonna win the Series!

It was clear to see since Port St. Lucie.

Mets gonna win the Series!

In '17, we grieved, in '18 we believe!

Mets gonna win the Series!

It was clear to see since Port St. Lucie.

Mets gonna win the Series!

In '17, we grieved, in '18 we believe!

Mets gonna win the Series!

It was clear to see since Port St. Lucie...

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Name: Salary (in millions)

Cespedes $29

Yelich $7

Conforto $.5

Kendrick $7

Nimmo $.5

Wright $20

Rosario $.5

Flores $3.7

Smith $.5

d'Arnaud $3.4

Cabrera $8.5

Reyes $5

Plawecki $.5

Syndergaard $1.9

DeGrom $9.2

Chatwood $8

Dickey $6

Harvey $5.9

Matz $.5

Familia $7.4

Blevins $7

Cishek $6

Shaw $5

Robles $1

Callahan $.5

Smoker $.5

Total: $145

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