Mets Humor and Satire
Hockey nicknames for Mets players
We give new nicknames to the 2020 Mets.
The Mets & the MCU: A deep dive into Citi Field and the Avengers: Endgame trailer
Warning spoilers for Avengers: Infinity War ahead
Five bulletproof reasons why the Mets have yet to promote Amed Rosario
The Mets appear out of the playoff races but Amed Rosario is still in Triple-A. Is there a reason why? After thinking about it, I came up with five of them that are bulletproof.
What type of Halloween candy would Mets players be?
Today is Halloween and even though there’s no Mets baseball to watch this year, we can still use candy and Photoshop to tenuously connect them to this holiday!
Colon ends DH-in-the-NL debate with one swing
Life would be so sad if Bartolo Colon weren't allowed to hit anymore.
Bartolo at the Bat: A poem
"Casey at the Bat" for a new generation.
We will miss you, David Wright
David Wright's career is over. He went 0-4 on Opening Day and looked bad against Wade Davis.
Mrs. Met is all blinged-out!
Mrs. Met shows off her engagement ring, and it's a doozy!
How to ruin Jeff Wilpon's day in a few words
It's not easy being Jeff.
NFL draft scouting reports for Mets players
We used SB Nation's cool new NFL Draft scouting report tool to formulate some very accurate scouting reports for players on the Mets' roster.
#RE2PECT for Mets ownership
Just imagine a world where Derek Jeter buys the Mets from the Wilpons and restores them to perpetual glory. This is a glimpse into that world...
Leaked Mets internal memo regarding 2015 shortstop
We got our hands on a memo issued by the Mets to their front office outlining the "suggested" approach to filling the 2015 shortstop position.
Pedro Feliciano wants a vacation
Pedro Feliciano just wants a day off.